This is a valuable lesson
adeventute time helped me get over my last breakup no fuckin joke i shit u not
i need to just tattoo this on my brain
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“This is an alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing His father Thomas Wayne to become Batman and his mother Martha to go insane and become the Joker. “
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I hate how funerals are always at like 9 or 10 AM. I’m not a mourning person.
I feel bad to laugh at that.
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Wow a lot of very shrewd minds have pointed out inaccuracies in my inspirational Einstein image. Just goes to show you what an incredible resource for fact-checking that Tumblr is.
I have updated the image to reflect the amazing truth about this amazing man.
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THE WHOLE TIME, BUBBLE BUDDY WAS ALIVE.
BUBBLE BUDDY WATCHED HIM DIE. HE WATCHED HIM DIE AND DIDN’T EVEN SPARE A WORD.
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